Pistachio Panic

Welcome to the desert of the real estate. — Wake up, landlord. 60 seconds.

Your Behavioral Sliders

You won't manage every choice. Your landlord plays its turns based on these tendencies. Other teams have hidden sliders of their own.

Your Secret Role

Assigned in private. A Murderer may be granted mid-round via the Whispers deck.

Click to reveal

Soundtrack

The RNG mix (volume + fade) still applies to whichever you pick.

⚙️ Synthwave score

The 80s synth thing. Pad + bass arp + lead. Always available.

🍀 Irish track

Place ireland.mp3 (or .m4a / .ogg) in the workspace folder. Falls back to synth if missing.

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Bluepill

An honest landlord. Spot the criminals before they wake you up.

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Sea Shells

— none yet —

Public Image

Landlords of the Grove

Whispers

The Vote

The street falls quiet. Justice, of a sort, is about to happen.

Who do you accuse of the worst crimes?

Pick one. Other landlords are also voting — based on suspicion, vibes, and grudges.

If convicted, what punishment?

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Execute

Permanently unplugged.

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Confiscate

All wealth → other teams.

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Redistribute

Split to innocents.

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Exile

Lose half wealth, marked.

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Pardon

Forgive. Gain trust prestige.

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Humiliate

−20% wealth, scarred.

The Reckoning

The synths play on, unbothered.

Final Prestige

What actually happened

The Final Round

The Source is compromised. The Grove is the battlefield. Pick a side.

Choose your allegiance

Pick one. The other landlords sort themselves automatically. Refuse to pick and you get drafted to the losing side.

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AMERICA

The Resistance. Burgers, jukeboxes, freedom™. Numerically superior. Statistically wins.

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AGENT SMITH

Endless mirrored copies in suits and shades. They speak in unison. They always lose.

Auto-draft to Agent Smith in 8…

The Battle for the Grove

Your captured properties are the battlefield.

🇺🇸 America Roster

🕴 Agent Smith Roster

The factions assemble…

The End

The synths play on. The Grove rebuilds.